I GUESS I'M A LOCAL NOW

Want some pure entertainment??? Well... here ya go: Tuesday: 4 SISTER FLAT - I got to go on exchanges with Sister Cortez in the Forest of Dean! Sister Cortez is from the Philippines! She is one of the funniest people I know! Here are some of my favorite quotes from Sister Cortez that exchange: •"I'm wearing lipstick so they don't reject us." • "Sister Olander can be a panda.. because panda is blind. They always fall! And Sister Olander! Her ankle! She's a clumsy one!" • "UNO!!!!!!!!!!" • "He would be a deer because he walks slow." • "Well now I'm the panda. I'm blind too!" • "I'm so pale! They are going to reject us because of my pale-ness!" • "I'm wearing lipstick... you're wearing mask-era... How could they reject our beautiful faces?!?!?" - When we were tracting we met someone from Kentucky! I told her that I was from the states and she said, "Really? I thought you were British." - I can take a .5 picture now! Sister Cortez is a master teacher! - The Forest of Dean ward has a game night every Tuesday and it was so fun! Sadly I made an 8 year old cry cause I crushed him at ping pong... whoops. - To say the least I had a great time haha! That night Sister Olander, Cortez, Weight, and I spent the night in Cheltenham! It was a party and a half! We don't have any spare mattresses or anything like that... so Sister Olander and Cortez slept one the floor... They are total champs! - We had a spa night to use up all 500 face masks and feet masks the members gave us for Christmas haha! I haven't laughed so much in one night... I think ever!!! 10/10 would do it again! FRIDAY: WRECK IT RALF - Want to hear about the most chaotic lesson ever? So we went to have a recommitment lesson with our friend Rehana because she has not been keeping any commitments. So we go over. Turns out they got a kitten for Christmas. It was really cute, but it was like someone gave that cat a redbull!!! That thing was zooming everywhere and knocking over everything during the lesson! It was really distracting for everyone so eventually I just grabbed the cat and pinned it down at my feet for the rest of the lesson. For 45 minutes my hand was being bit and scratched by that dang cat! It was worth it because Rehana is now reading her scriptures! Let's go! - When we go tracting we have to open a gate to get to the front door. Sometimes the gates are jammed or not level so you have to lift it a bit so it will open. Sister Weight and I came across one of these gates and she couldn't open it. So I went to open it and said, "Sometimes you just need to lift it up a bit..." As I said this I pulled the entire gate door off of it's hinges!!! Sister Weight then died laughing as I was trying to fix it in panic mode haha! Sunday: BUT YOU LOOK AND SOUND BRITISH - Joel came to church again! He has been studying the Book of Mormon through the Come Follow Me program and is loving it! Such a legend! - We had a lesson with our new friend Didi! She is so cool! Didi contacted us because she wants to share the gospel too! So she is interested in learning with us and then helping us find! Didi is just the sweetest! She loves her Savior so much and is very passionate about sharing the gospel! When we were introducing ourselves more she said to me, "You're not British? But you look and sound British!" So I guess I am picking up the accent haha! What can I say! Favorite quote of the week: "When you leave something in the Savior’s hands, don't try to take it back!"- Yvonne (My cute Jamaican grandma) That was the week! Love y'all so much and Jesus loves you too!
       

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